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Tell DaveBased on Bruce Weber’s “Call Dave” Tell Dave to put Vasoline on his crucifix. Tell Dave to put bagpipes in his underwear. Tell Dave to give enemas to snugglebunnies. Tell Dave to wipe his imagination with Windex. Tell Dave to smell the lump.
Tell Dave to slaughter his boots.
Tell Dave to hijack a canary. Tell Dave to smother a dwarf for Halloween. Tell Dave his wife tastes like eggnog. Tell Dave to shoot astronauts while they pray. Tell Dave to jump from an excited lesbian. Tell Dave to harpoon a Baptist. Tell Dave to sneeze inside out. Tell Dave to allow six weeks for delivery. Tell Dave his encyclopedia has worms. Tell Dave to borrow a planet. Tell Dave to cough tarantulas. Tell Dave to sniff the cork. Tell Dave to grow an apostle. Tell Dave that boating is yellow. Tell Dave simplicity is a lucky star. Tell Dave his friend has exploded. Tell Dave his cat has sex with helicopters. Tell Dave a cartoon mouse sits in his refrigerator. Tell Dave Martians look like teacups. Tell Dave to put Bruce on the phone. Tell Dave to fart a cheese omelet. Tell Dave the stench is coming from his insurance policy. Tell Dave that God has fired Jesus. Tell Dave his car has a broken heart. Tell Dave his mother is a virus. Tell Dave pi and infinity are lovers. Tell Dave there’s a hunchback on his trampoline. Tell Dave not to invade Kuwait. #Poem #Poetry #Unreal #TellDave #LennyDellaRocca Visit our shop and subscribe. Sponsor us. Submit and become a contributor. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. CommentsComments are closed.
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