A Bikini Bottom Christmas
By Gretchen Gales
QuailBellMagazine.com
*Author's Note: To be spoken, read, or preferably sung in the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
QuailBellMagazine.com
*Author's Note: To be spoken, read, or preferably sung in the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
One Bikini Bottom Christmas
My sea friends gave to me…
My sea friends gave to me…
Twelve times hitting Rock Bottom,
Eleven gloves from Glove World,
Ten Plankton’s plots a-foiled,
Nine Flying Dutchman’s doubloons
Eight whole jars of mayonnaise,
Seven jellies a-swimming,
Six of Squid’s squalid concerts,
Five Krabby Patties!
Four Magic Conches,
Three bubble stands,
Two Krusty Krabs,
And one embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party!
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