Mutter good-bye if necessary and be sure to trip over yourself.
You'll learn discretion on Year Two of the job—not 6 mos. in.
The timer goes off in an hour, so you should return in 57 min.
Do not take the Metro because it's liable to stall or get stuck.
You should have packed food because a sandwich costs $10.
You could grab a bench in the park if there were any left.
Unless you work in Chinatown or on the Mall, forget
getting lost in an exhibit, traveling back centuries
until you hardly remember you pay $2K/mo
for a “loft style apartment” on U Street
where you never went
as a little girl,