A Tea Party with Death
Models: Erica Breig, Helen Georgia Stoddard, and Tia-Marie Brown
You are cordially invited to a tea party with Lady Death on the 31st of October, 2010. Please arrive at the clover-green hill overlooking the West part of the city by 3 p.m. Lady Death does not tolerate tardiness. Therefore, leave your “fashionably late” mentality tucked in your wardrobe, behind those rags you would never dare wear in public.
For that matter, please dress in your finest black attire. Hats, gloves, and pearls, though not required, are encouraged. Lady Death expects cleanliness and even modesty. Sloppy wretches, in her almighty opinion, do not deserve coffins.
Lastly, bring nothing more than your perfectly coiffed self. Food is not necessary as Lady Death does not eat. Wine, too, would go unappreciated. Lady Death drinks nothing but tea and blood.
Please keep the aforementioned at the front of your mind. Lady Death deserves your full concentration—and she will ensure that she occupies every thought crawling through your head.
May slimy skin, dry veins, and decaying eyes be in your future.
Lady Death's Handmaiden