The Sassy Squirrel
By The Picture Pharmacist
QuailBellMagazine.com
QuailBellMagazine.com
Dear fledglings,
Squirrels are teases--big teases. With those saucy saunters and extra fluffy tails, they're practically asking for a spanking! Never seen a squirrel that way before? Maybe the ones in your neighborhood aren't under the magic spell, Squirrelius Sexius. Either that, or you have an untrained eye. (Time to hit the ol' Hogwarts textbooks for a retraining.)
Anyway, like I said, sassy squirrels deserve a spanking. That's just how you deal with teases. You spank them. However, squirrels--especially enchanted ones--are hard to catch. So here's your chance to give sassy squirrels a symbolic spanking:
Download this vintage bugger, pop him into Photoshop, and copy and paste the biggest, reddest hand you can make/find onto that round, furry squirrel behind.
Behold! A spanking for the ages! Doesn't that feel goooood?
Of course it does.
You're welcome.
Feathery hugs,
The Picture Pharmacist
Squirrels are teases--big teases. With those saucy saunters and extra fluffy tails, they're practically asking for a spanking! Never seen a squirrel that way before? Maybe the ones in your neighborhood aren't under the magic spell, Squirrelius Sexius. Either that, or you have an untrained eye. (Time to hit the ol' Hogwarts textbooks for a retraining.)
Anyway, like I said, sassy squirrels deserve a spanking. That's just how you deal with teases. You spank them. However, squirrels--especially enchanted ones--are hard to catch. So here's your chance to give sassy squirrels a symbolic spanking:
Download this vintage bugger, pop him into Photoshop, and copy and paste the biggest, reddest hand you can make/find onto that round, furry squirrel behind.
Behold! A spanking for the ages! Doesn't that feel goooood?
Of course it does.
You're welcome.
Feathery hugs,
The Picture Pharmacist
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