Home Sweet Home
This is the time of year when you think about home (and obsessive consumerism and your growing waistline.) With steaming apple pie sitting at the table at all times and a fireplace roaring like Santa Claus roars with laughter, home is pretty awesome these days. You like that your mom preserved your high school bedroom because now you can laugh at all the weird bands and clothes you liked back then. Making fun of yourself makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
But what if your home were suddenly overrun by zombie swallows? This is a real phenomenon that happens in real neighborhoods in real life in real America. With zombie swallows in town, you can say good-bye to apple pie and your home sweet home. Zombie swallows are mean little buggers.
To get a sense of what your home would look like if invaded by zombie swallows, download this pic and give those swallows some zombie-tude. Think red eyes, fangs, and slime oozing from their no-longer-precious feathers.
Yeah, scary. And gross. So beware. And happy holidays.
The Picture Pharmacist