Intro: How to Make Love to a Centaur
Only a select few can call themselves horse whisperers. Fewer can claim an even more exotic talent: centaur whispering. Not just anyone can make love to a centaur, after all. The task requires tremendous concentration, patience and, above all, passion. It's a rare, genetic knack. But what if you don't carry that dominant gene? The one-word solution is practice. Centaurs are not easily seduced and their high standards persist even through post-coital cuddling. So cross booty-calling, sloppy Frenching, drunk dialing, and slamming & bamming & thank you-ma'aming off your list of lazy love tactics.