Naked Mushroom Ladies
By The Picture Pharmacist
QuailBellMagazine.com
QuailBellMagazine.com
Dear fledglings,
Nothing teaches French better than nudity and trippy art, preferably in combination. Case in point: These mushroom ladies. Don't you suddenly feel fluent in the language of Chanel and Monet? Without these capped exhibitionists, how else would you learn such useful vocabulary as "La Vie Parisienne" and "Fantaisie d'Automne"?
And if you have no flippin' idea what any of these means, never fear. You'll learn un mot, at least: "champignons." That's the word for mushrooms. Use it in a sentence, "Bonjour, je suis un champignon et je voudrais chanter."
See how worldly you are? Now download this picture, pop it into Photoshop and add more French vocabulary to it--like in speech bubbles! Then mail it to your high school French teacher (anonymously, duh).
Yours truly,
The Picture Pharmacist
Nothing teaches French better than nudity and trippy art, preferably in combination. Case in point: These mushroom ladies. Don't you suddenly feel fluent in the language of Chanel and Monet? Without these capped exhibitionists, how else would you learn such useful vocabulary as "La Vie Parisienne" and "Fantaisie d'Automne"?
And if you have no flippin' idea what any of these means, never fear. You'll learn un mot, at least: "champignons." That's the word for mushrooms. Use it in a sentence, "Bonjour, je suis un champignon et je voudrais chanter."
See how worldly you are? Now download this picture, pop it into Photoshop and add more French vocabulary to it--like in speech bubbles! Then mail it to your high school French teacher (anonymously, duh).
Yours truly,
The Picture Pharmacist
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