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The Picture Apothecary: Pocket MagicianBy The Picture Pharmacist QuailBellMagazine.com Dear fledglings, As devoted Quail Bell(e)s, you undoubtedly love magic. Whether in the form of Hogwarts wizardry or Houdini's antics, you cannot help but wonder about the world of illusions. In fact, some small part of you--or perhaps even a large part--has always wanted to wield magic. Wouldn't it be so easy to snap your fingers, mutter a few fake Latin words, and see your Autumn lawn completely raked? Or what about that Fall Ball your school keeps threatening to throw? Shouldn't you be allowed to conjure a double who has to endure the humiliation of dancing with awkward boys and stomaching too-sweet punch instead of you? Well, since I like you and want to make your parade of graceless blunders a thing of the past, I have a wee gift for my fledglings. See that sinister fellow in the Halloween color scheme? Right now he's lounging by some flat-chested vintage chicks, but as soon as you download him, print him out, and put him in your pocket, that fat magician's going to get to work. Bid farewell to mishaps and nastiness. With this pocket magician, you're sure to become the next Audrey Hepburn of your social circle. Take my word for it. Yours Truly, The Picture Pharmacist ![]()
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