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The Picture Apothecary: Garland MurderersBy The Picture Pharmacist QuailBellMagazine.com Dear fledglings, You probably often sit in front of your fireplace, all cozy on an unassuming autumn evening, contemplating how you'd prefer to be murdered. Well, the answer is likely, "by beautiful, sweet-singing women." The real question is, which beautiful, sweet-singing women? With all those cunning womenfolk in ancient stories--ranging from Eve to sirens--who do you pick? The solution's simple: The Garland Murderers. They're beautiful. They're sweet-singing. They're even crafty, both with their hands and minds. These lovely ladies go around strangling people with flower garlands they hand-braided themselves! Now that's quality workmanship. And, let's face it, there are far worse ways to die. Want to see what you'd look like getting strangled by The Garland Murderers? Just download this nifty gifty, pop it into Photoshop, import a photo of yourself, and find out! QB tries to make things easy for you. Really. Yours truly, The Picture Pharmacist ![]()
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sarah hawkins
10/12/2011 08:05:37 am
the picture apothecary's my favorite qb feature. i wish you'd post one everyday. Comments are closed.
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