How to Tell if a Tree is Enchanted
It has an opinion about the World Series.
It insults your ability to make a half-decent home-cooked pie for your mother-in-law.
It purses its lips and sucks in every passing butterfly just for kicks.
It pulls out an umbrella when it starts to rain.
It changes the socks on its roots everyday.
It complains about pop quizzes.
It makes fun of all the other trees in your yard.