Gearhart the Gentleman: Salutations!
By Sir Gearhart
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Dear fledglings,
My name is Sir Gearhart and I am unequivocally a gentleman. I thrive upon the 1810s London social scene, where I wine and dine with the finest minds, hearts, and faces that come to England. It is not out of false modesty that I assure you how inferior my own personal qualities are compared to these beautiful and brilliant men and women. Having observed their eloquence, wit, and charity, I feel privileged that I am able to comment intelligently upon the most succulent philosophy of my era.
By Christine Stoddard
I understand that you come from the future and that you, being delightfully inquisitive, possess many intriguing questions about my time and place. I also understand that more notably you come seeking my advice on the very matters that would concern a Regency gentleman such as myself. You lament that vulgarity and malice of all sorts have poisoned your very period in history and, for that, I am deeply sorry. Therefore I am uproariously happy that I may be of some service to you. Should I assist you in restoring dignity to your sinful land, I would be obliged to thank God himself for the opportunity.
With that, I pray that you write me soon, asking any and all questions pertaining to life and its delicious mysteries. As previously stated, I would feel fortunate to come to your aid.
Most sincerely,
Sir Gearhart
With that, I pray that you write me soon, asking any and all questions pertaining to life and its delicious mysteries. As previously stated, I would feel fortunate to come to your aid.
Most sincerely,
Sir Gearhart
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