The Picture Apothecary: A Really Bad Hair Day
Here's a life lesson: It's important to be humble. Sometimes we just have to suck it up and admit that we're not the fairest in the land. And, even if we're beautiful enough to have Carpe Diem poems written about us, we should accept that beauty is fleeting.
Take these naked nymph chicks, for example. They're pretty attractive--and yet THEIR HAIR IS A MESS. They were probably born thinking they were the hottest sh*t in the sea. Their skin never broke out, blisters evaded them, and cowlicks only happened to mere mortals. Now look at 'em. No gel can tame those crazy manes. (Though you might give them a little help by downloading this file and putting it through Photoshop.)
It just goes to show that you can never be totally secure about your babe factor. Keep that in mind on Class Picture Day.
The Picture Pharmacist